I'm not sure I want to know what Dan's gonna do with a baby.

Nah...I think that, as long as he can figure out a way to feed the thing - and that might be a challenge for him - it'll be OK. The kid will be a little fucked up (or a LOT fucked up, as the case may be), but this baby thing will probably work out for him/them. (Emphasis on PROBABLY.) (I just realized something: Dan is part of a "them." Who ever would have guessed?)

You know what? I bet the baby is really cute. Hey - boy or girl? (And Lauren, I'm talking GENITALS here, not gender. I would have said "penis or vagina" but that seems so crude, especially in reference to an infant.)

Thanks for keeping us posted, Lauren. When he loses it at the supermarket, et cetera (insert other baby mishap clichés here), you'll have to keep us informed about THAT too. :)